INDECENT PRECIPITATION

I'm sitting at my desk eating nachos and watching some assigned documentaries on the CRISIS of climate change, when a wave of indifference strikes me. People, ANGRY at Global Warming, are doing what people do best: putting the thing that-is at arms length, calling it names, and blaming each other for letting it get out of hand. Whatever the situation, you can always bet that when humans encounter a problem, such as rising sea levels, melting glaciers, etc. they will take great pains to take it personally. What right does this glacier have to melt on me?! I'm building a condo on the beach, and haven't even had time to install Comcast to watch the newest episode of Survivor, when suddenly the water is crashing down on my rhododendrons!!!!

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Take it from this lady, who, after deciding to live in a f***ing desert, is suddenly surprised when the local watering hole starts to run dry:

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Even in the frozen latitudes, where the Inuit tribes once roamed unchallenged, did the great evil of Global Warming come to hamper their way of life. Now that the ice has melted, they have to use motorboats to slay seals! And that they could only kill enough to feed their dogs, the travesty!

(Thankfully) The satire of the human species is almost at an end. But not before we laud our complaints. 

"Jesus doesn't give a shit about the weather"- youtube user VJ HOLLIDAY